G.G.

Congrats! As a reward for taking the time to read through my five goals, you've been bequeathed a gift of a G.G. photo gallery. This page is super secret and not discoverable on the menu, in the spirit of an obscure area in a video game.

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G.G. was born in Wisconsin. I met him in a reptile store, looking for my first pet snake. The other snakes acted how ball pythons typically act when they're nervous - i.e. ball up. G.G., however, knew no fear. He slid into my hoodie sleeve and made himself at home.

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G.G.'s namesake is Giorno Giovanna, a character from the manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Like his namesake, G.G. is bold, blonde, beautiful, and a little derpy.

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G.G. is a banana ball python. He is four years old. He enjoys playing hide-and-seek in blankets, climbing up my arm, and slithering over the letters that kids write to him at the library.